January 2012
REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR IN BOX NOW
kermitthefrrog:
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musicalsharpie:
haha okay
this is an acceptable thing to reblog, yes
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Reblog if you want (1) pervy message.
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Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: The internet is really really great
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
I hate when in movies
wowfunniestposts:
The girl wakes up and looks like this:
Hell, when I wake up I look like this:
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Help me prove this to my friend. Reblog if you...
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For the most fun you'll have all week: Replace a...
weshouldwritepornography:
Dick to Ride
Strawberry Dick Forever
I Wanna Hold Your Dick
Based on my iTunes collection,
Across the Dick
All You Need is Dick
Baby You’re a Dick Man
Dick in the USSR
Can’t Buy Me Dick
Dick Tripper
Drive My Dick
Eight Dicks a Week
Fixing a Dick
Dick Onion
A Hard Dick’s Night
I’ve Just Seen a Dick
In My Dick
Leave My Dick...
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I did it. I called my all senators and representatives and voiced my opposition to the Stop Online Piracy Act. I’ve signed almost every petition against it. From now until the 25th, I will do my part as an American citizen to put an end to this bill.
TEXAS Senator Cornyn | 512-469-6034
Senator Hutchinson | 214-361-3500
Representative McCaul | 202-225-2401
Louisiana Senator Landrieu |...
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Untitled: I am a pervert! →
creativesoulange:
I have figured out that I am a pervert! Another swing story! Swing has taken over my life, but I love it. <3 This is why I am a pervert this dancer who I will call R ya that works cause god knows who sees anything you post online haha. So R is the really good shag dancer haha a type of swing…
YES. YOU HAVE FINALLY GONE TO THE PERV SIDE! JOIN ME ANGIE AND TOGETHER WE...
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Every John Williams Score
Director (probably Steven Spielberg): Tell the audience how to feel, John.
John Williams: K.
Audience, including me: ;_;
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