REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR IN BOX NOW
kermitthefrrog: factualromance: musicalsharpie: haha okay this is an acceptable thing to reblog, yes
Reblog if you want (1) pervy message.
Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: The internet is really really great
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
I hate when in movies
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Every John Williams Score
Director (probably Steven Spielberg): Tell the audience how to feel, John.
John Williams: K.
Audience, including me: ;_;