June 2012
Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.
Watchihopericksantorum:
And that’s how Bugs Bunny ended the zombie apocalypse.
May 2012
catbountry:
During my funeral procession I think I want a dude on foot leading it playing “Move Bitch” by Ludacris on a ghetto blaster.
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
goodlyrottenapple:
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
ponweiwest:
shoutout to marvel for doing a million alternate timelines so everyone’s ships can be canon
galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
unfortunately-i:
jankyass:
4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone
4 minutes try a whole hour
“Kids play T-ball, then baseball; they play games and have practice every week...”
– Meira Levinson talking about her new book No Citizen Left Behind. (via bostonreview)
Wow. Just, wow. Quote of the week.
(via motherjones)
fuck yeah sex education: Forever reblog because... →
infiniteadventure:
Suicide Prevention Agency Information
United States / Canada
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org
1 800 273 TALK (8255)
United Kingdom / Ireland
Samaritans
http://www.samaritans.org
08457 90 90 90 (UK)
Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new... →
schwilliam:
xarratha:
kusu-stash:
endertrain:
de-arimasu:
The ability to transform a written word into the actual object and potentially use it in offence or defence.
Y-YES… I AM READY.
Empathetic Weather Manipulation: Power to manipulate the weather with one’s emotions.
……….OH GOD
Sexual Inducement: The power to control others sexual hormones to make them experience lust,...
REBLOG IF YOu WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS...
gonnaslapabitch:
piratesollux:
searingdestiny:
macpye:
TELL ME!
inbox me if you care.
could be interesting
spiffyrock21:
2 tags
Just found out my mom owns a copy of "Fifty Shades...
Arson attack suspected in New Orleans women’s... →
keepyourbsoutofmyuterus:
Holy fucking shit.
“Though no one would ever think of using the term honor violence (we reserve that...”
– A woman in America runs a greater risk of being killed by her husband or boyfriend than a woman in Pakistan.
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Feminists. (via popmuslim)
A woman in America runs a greater risk of being killed by her husband or boyfriend than a woman in Pakistan.
A woman in...
ammodramus:
bootycallfish:
when I have made a mistake
and acknowledge that I have made a mistake
yelling at me about said mistake is not going to fix it
this is basically me with my parents